when u try to caffeinate yourself and just end up increasing ur heart rate with no discernible changes in levels of exhaustion
Ted Bundy’s blood.
hot things to say during sex:
- aw man i shot marvin in the face
- silly caucasian girl likes to play with samurai swords
- you got two jobs; kiss good, and make sure my hair don’t get wet
- the d is silent
- [faking Italian with a southern accent] bon jorno
- BECAUSE IT’S SO MUCH FUN JAN
that road leads to getting fed to a plant
oh well ! i had it coming !! anyway ! im ! meek !